An internet adage or three. But not two.

(On liking and disliking foods)

"I heard tell of a wine expert who wanted to develop his palate, and so he would taste all kinds of things. Even dirt. Put dirt in his mouth, and see what it tastes like. Most people would be grossed out about it, but what if you just wanted to find out?"

Superior plums are ripe! Omnomnom!

(On when to travel)

"There is never a good time. So either regret going, or regret not going."